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  GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN 📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢 ) 👓 I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour ! 😄 👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it. ! 🌶️📺 " Choose happiness today and every day " 🧘‍♂️ 😎 🤓 🧙‍♂️ 😂😜 🤪 😏 🥴 🤯 🥴 😏 🤪 😜😂 🧙‍♂️ 🤓 😎 🧘‍♂️   🚨 GURUJI’S COMEDY BULLETIN 🗞️🤣 — 1st July Edition (As usual, served with extra chutney of satire & emojis!)   🧕 “No Woman is Safe in West Bengal,” says BJP 🔥 Guruji: Mamata’s Didi-licious safety slogan: "Chai, fish curry… but no guarantee!" ☕🐟🚨   🗻 Sino-India Border Dispute ‘Complicated,’ says China 🇮🇳🇨🇳 Guruji: This boundary issue is like my ex’s mood swings — confusing, unpredictable & decades old! 🤷‍♂️🧠📍   🍾 Tasmac brings in ₹50,000 crore! Guruji: Cheers! Tamil Nadu’s new startup idea — “Make India Drunk Again!” 🍻💸🇮🇳   🚫🥃 After Prohibition & Hooch Deaths, Tasmac’s 'Role'...

  HOW TO BECOME A CHESS GRANDMASTER AT THE EARLIEST? 🎯 Goal: Become a Chess Grandmaster GM Requirements : 3 GM norms + 2500 Elo rating Timeline : 8–12 years is optimal for major progress; aim for GM before 16–18.   🗓️ Suggested Tournament Scheduling Plan (Yearly) Local & State-Level Tournaments (Monthly) Purpose : Gain practical experience, build confidence, and improve rating. Frequency : 1–2 tournaments per month Examples : District chess championships School & club level competitions National-Level Tournaments (Quarterly) Purpose : Exposure to stronger players, earn national ranking. Examples : National Sub-Junior (U-9, U-11) Championships National Schools Chess Championship Target : Top 5 finishes or medals FIDE-Rated Tournaments (Every 2 Months) Purpose : Build FIDE rating (goal: 2000+ by age 10) Requirement : Must have FIDE ID (register via local chess federation) International Youth Tournaments (Twice a Year) Pur...

  WHO ARE THE Top 10 Chess Grandmasters in India? (as of mid-2025) along with a brief note on each:   🇮🇳 1. Viswanathan Anand Title : Grandmaster (1988) Peak Rating : 2817 (March 2011) Achievements : Former World Chess Champion (2007–2013) First Indian to become a Grandmaster Five-time World Champion Known as the “Lightning Kid” for his speed and style Still a global ambassador of chess and mentor to Indian talents   🇮🇳 2. D. Gukesh Title : Grandmaster (2019, at age 12) Peak Rating : 2779 (2024) Achievements : Youngest Indian to qualify for FIDE Candidates 2024 , later won the tournament Became World No. 2 in FIDE rankings Known for fearless and sharp play A serious World Championship contender   🇮🇳 3. R Praggnanandhaa Title : Grandmaster (2018, at age 12) Peak Rating : 2747 Achievements : Runner-up at FIDE World Cup 2023 Consistently beats top players like Magnus Carlsen Known for calmness under p...

  YOUNGEST GRANDMASTER IN INDIA, The youngest chess Grandmaster in India is Gukesh Dommaraju , who achieved the title at the age of 12 years, 7 months, and 17 days on January 15, 2019. Born in Chennai in 2006, Gukesh began playing chess at the age of 7. He rapidly progressed through the ranks, becoming an International Master in March 2017. In 2018, he won the under-12 title at the World Youth Chess Championship and secured multiple gold medals at the Asian Youth Chess Championship. By September 2023, he became the top-rated Indian player, surpassing Viswanathan Anand's 37-year record. In 2024, at the age of 18, Gukesh made history by becoming the youngest-ever World Chess Champion , defeating China's Ding Liren in the decisive 14th game of the championship Thanks for reading, KAMARAJ