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GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN

📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓

I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! 😄

👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.! 🌶️📺

"Choose happiness today and every day"

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🚨GURUJI’S COMEDY BULLETIN 🗞️🤣 — 1st July Edition
(As usual, served with extra chutney of satire & emojis!)

 

🧕 “No Woman is Safe in West Bengal,” says BJP 🔥
Guruji: Mamata’s Didi-licious safety slogan: "Chai, fish curry… but no guarantee!" ☕🐟🚨

 

🗻 Sino-India Border Dispute ‘Complicated,’ says China 🇮🇳🇨🇳
Guruji: This boundary issue is like my ex’s mood swings — confusing, unpredictable & decades old! 🤷‍♂️🧠📍

 

🍾 Tasmac brings in ₹50,000 crore!
Guruji: Cheers! Tamil Nadu’s new startup idea — “Make India Drunk Again!” 🍻💸🇮🇳

 

🚫🥃 After Prohibition & Hooch Deaths, Tasmac’s 'Role' in Spotlight
Guruji: From tragedy to strategy — only in TN can liquor be both villain & hero! 🎭🍶⚰️

 

💰 DMK Govt running on ‘Commission, Collection & Corruption’: EPS Claims 🤑
Guruji: New DMK logo: ₹₹₹ — Cash before Service! 💼🏦🧾

 

🤖 India Rises as Big Tech Breaks Bank for AI Talent! 🇮🇳🧠💻
Guruji: AI = All Indians getting jobs… finally, coding se karenge moksha! 👨‍💻🌍📈

 

🌍 Modi’s Namibia Trip to Focus on Uranium & Critical Minerals 🔋🛫
Guruji: Bapu went for salt, Modi ji going for uranium — generations evolve! 🧂➡️☢️🧳

 

🏥 Big Money is Rushing into Indian Hospitals! 💉💰
Guruji: Cure = cost! Forget ICU, now it's “I See You’re Rich!” 🛏️💳💔

 

🤝 Jaishankar says ‘Relationships Will Never Be Issue-Free’ 🇮🇳🇺🇸
Guruji: Even India & US need couples counseling… Bhai, love in foreign policy bhi complicated hai! 💬❤️🌐

 

🥊 VP Dhankhar: Governors Treated Like Punching Bags in States 🏛️
Guruji: Now recruiting WWE referees for Raj Bhavans! 🤼‍♂️📜🎯

 

🤣 That’s all for today folks!
Guruji signing off with wisdom: “Politics is like Tasmac liquor — bitter, addictive & mostly overpriced!” 😜📺🥂

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Thanks for reading.

Yours,

📘🖊️😄 “GuRuJi KaMaRaJ” 🎭👴✨ 😇📢

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